Black bean black tea

Fancy a nice cuppa tea, luv?
 
In J-land, it either boils down to (boom boom!) o-cha or ko-cha (that’s green tea or English tea for all those non-conisseurs), so Polly, put the kettle on.
 
But how about this? “Black bean black tea”.
 
A new taste sensation sweeping the nation! Or maybe not as the case may be, but I thought I’d glamorise it for maximum affect.
 
Just keep your beady little eye out for one of those cheapy 100 yen vending machines and Bob’s yer uncle.
 
Your initial reaction might be “nigaiiii” (bitter as hell), but it’s probably just an acquired taste. Or maybe not as the case may be, but I thought I’d glamorise again it for maximum affect.